Goodbye Fucktards! :D

[Anonymous]

IamanASSHOLE: hey fucktard
fucktard1: hi
IamanASSHOLE: Mad Max
IamanASSHOLE: I missed imockalypse
IamanASSHOLE: what the fuck happened
IamanASSHOLE: tell me every fucking thing
fucktard1: pub lover got banned temporarily for saying “boot lipped spear chucker”
IamanASSHOLE: which fucktard banned him?
fucktard1: i'm pretty sure it was rog
IamanASSHOLE: fag
IamanASSHOLE: anyway
fucktard1: yeah
fucktard1: well, anyway, he got schimid, professor cool, rongi and crunch whipped into a frenzy
fucktard1: and they started a thread that was just a sea of racial slurs, spamming, and porn
fucktard1: and to be honest, it was one of the most hilarious things i've ever seen
IamanASSHOLE: and rog banned those fucktards?
fucktard1: yep
IamanASSHOLE: Shit!
IamanASSHOLE: they were some of my key fucktards to insult!
fucktard1: yeah, the whole thing was kind of ridiculous
fucktard1: but from what i understand most of them wanted to stop posting anyway, but they needed an excuse.
IamanASSHOLE: its gone down the shitter lately
IamanASSHOLE: I insult but its hardly challenging
fucktard1: yeah, it's pretty lame anymore
IamanASSHOLE: are those fucktards going to be unbanned
fucktard1: i think boogie said it was a possibility
IamanASSHOLE: Oh whoopie
IamanASSHOLE: pure fucktardery
fucktard1: basically

I was at a dyke rally when this shit happened. This is fucking ridiculous, and I'm sure there has already been a bunch of bitching about it. I'd like to take the time to flip the motherfucking bird to all those fucktards who piss me off, and leave.

Esuohlim:
Fuck you, you stupid fucking fucktard. You're a loser adult who thinks he's still a precious late teen. Good luck with your "comedy" career. If by comedy you mean ripping off other people’s jokes and being viciously untalented. Everyone has been fucking sucking up to you this whole time, and I just want to let you know that you are easily the worst fucktard ever. Pray for more money for your "education" from your inbred relatives that you are leeching off of, and your fucktard boyfriend who you love to mention is El Salvadorian.

Matt Harty: I hope you lost my 10 dollars for that midget hooker you wanted, you unfunny prick. You and SpectreX. You and SpectreX have the shittiest jokes. Even those fucktards Immortal Goat and Hickman run circles around you.

ArrowX: Contrary to popular belief, you rule.

Pee Wee: was the man.

Cosmo: You sucked hard, fucktard.

Sethomas: You really, really sucked fucktard. Your clumsy attempts at humor were so fucking awful. I hope you really do succeed in committing fucking suicide, you Backstreet Boy-listening dickshit.

Retro: Still one of the fucking worst.

Lotida: I'd like to apologize for our early feuding, you were cool.

mburbank: Very cool off the boards.


The only reason I can think of staying would be to finally see the elusive OAO pic. Fuck that. This place is just fucktard central.


You’re all goddamn fucktards I mean that sincerely; this is not a fucking joke.


PS And I was Mad Max

PSS I’m not really leaving.

[bigtimecow]

BA BABA BA BABA BANNNED

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

I insult but it's hardly challenging

My God...

[GADZOOKS]

I really wish mad max was leaving, but what I really wish is that he died in a car crash ala ProfCool.

[Esuohlim]

I like how I was so much of an effect on Mad Max that he typed a whole paragraph just for me.

I also think Sports hasn't posted since he said "I QUIT I-MOCKERY FOREVER" after Mad Max said mean things to him over the Internet. That alone probably hindered Mad Max's plan to annoy people on a message board because he actually made someone who sucks leave.

[GADZOOKS]

Sports will be back, he's just out of season.

[Esuohlim]

Oh Gadzooks, you are a gas.

Haha, I bet people are thinking that I really am talking to myself right now.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

Esuohlim:
Fuck you, you stupid fucking fucktard.

UH OH, THIS FIRST SENTENCE HAS THE CONNOTATION OF PURE REGRETFUL DEFEAT

[GADZOOKS]

We are two of kind, aye milhouse

I'll like mad max if he could convince el mariachi to leave.

He attempted to steal my word.

[Esuohlim]

I'm getting really tired of kellychaos, myself.

[GADZOOKS]

I remember he posted a picture, he was very fat and very yellow.

It like staring at the sun, it burns your eyes.

[Anonymous]

What are you on about? I barely typed anything, I merely cut and pasted Drew's letter, and changed some words around for a cheap laugh.

Sheesh...

Anyway I'd now like to announce that me and Esuohlim are best friends!

[GADZOOKS]

So she was a tickler!
A tickler!
And I'm not a stickler for that!
You're not a stickler for a tickler!
Not a stickler for a tickler!

Stickler tickler stickler tickler stickler tickler stickler tickler stickler tickler stickler tickler...

[Matt Harty]

PS And I was Mad Max

HUH?

[Esuohlim]

And what is the deal with New England? Last time I checked, it's not that new.

Oh shit Seinfeld's on right now. And Family Guy later.

[GADZOOKS]

i still on a hour till seinfields on, hahahaha

matt tardy warned me on the INTERNET

[Matt Harty]

hahahahhahahahahahahahhahah

[Matt Harty]

gadzooks called me an asshole on the internet!!!

[Esuohlim]

Seinfeld's on at 6:30, 7:00, 7:30, 10:30, and 11:00. And on Wednesdays it's all that plus 9:00 and 9:30. :D :D

[GADZOOKS]

Now im in 35% of trouble on the instant messenger.

[Matt Harty]

and 100% hilarious all the time!! really!


f**k you gadzooks

[GADZOOKS]

^ Not a stickler for a tickler.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Seinfeld's on at 6:30, 7:00, 7:30, 10:30, and 11:00. And on Wednesdays it's all that plus 9:00 and 9:30. :D :D

we only get it twice a night

But on winamp, i can watch all the sienfield i want.

And kids in the hall, sometimes, and NewsRadio

NEWSRADIO

[Matt Harty]

I hope to god you're professor cool GADZOOKS, otherwise you're in BIG TROUBLE

[Matt Harty]

Gadzooks are you typing a response?

[GADZOOKS]

Big trouble, why, he never uses it anymore.