My friend tried to kill himself

[Command Prompt]

Well, I've never thought of it like that before. I guess suicide is the most selfless act that a person can do. Fuck all your family members you leave behind, scratching their heads and blaming themselves, I mean, everybody goes through pain and suffering, but, if the precious gift of life is just too much for you why stick it out and longer than you have too. Most suicide attempt survivors will say "Don't bother. It never gets any better"

Our understanding of Depression is vague and misdirected anyway, and these days they will just pump you full of pills, so why just torment yourself any longer than nessessary. If you've ever watched a TV show or read a magazine its obvious that if you aren't rich, smart, beautiful and come from a perfect home you'll never make anything of yourself or live a full life. Quit deluding yourself, Hemmingway did it, and look how fucking cool he was.

Besides, why add more burden to an already overcrowded healthcare system. Your country needs all the money it can get to build peacekeeping missles, to keep everyone safe from the THREAT OF TERROR from AGENTS OF EVIL. Who the fuck has all this cash to spend on something as gay as feelings. Fuck that.

WHEN YOU RIDE YOUR PROBLEMS OUT, YOU RIDE WITH BIN LADEN.

BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF. YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU.