A Diatribe on OAO

[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by Helm

OR DO I

Technically, I think that's impossible.

I think it's safe to say, that given your physical appearance and your personality, you've fucked the normal limits, slit their throat and dumped them in the river

She CHEATED on me!!!

NOBODY was b..b..badgering you to post pictures with your pants legs tucked up and flexing. They were b bb bbadgering you to post pictures so they could make fun of you. That first fencing picture was so great they wanted more. and what did you do? In your head (remember. I can read your mind.) you went 'I'll show them! I'll post a picture of myself being AWESOME hence, the flex picture. Do you realize how hilarious you look in that picture? Did your mom realize how hilarious you look in that picture when she took it for you? Jesus, man.

Yes, yes we do.

Your traits are only making you happy to the extent that they provide for the social support that you so desperately crave. starting with your huge wang right down to flexy pictures. You're rediculous. You want praise so bad, and where praise cannot be had, you'll settle with attention of all kinds. I'm probably getting you off in that regard here as well but so be it.

What social support? I don't go around whipping it out and flexing all day. It's not even praise that I want, it's acceptance.

You don't like yourself. You want people to like you so you can like yourself. Do you understand the difference? Remember. I can read your mind, so don't lie to me.

I like myself as is. The reason I want people as a whole to like me is that it helps me accomplish things that are more difficult otherwise. Individuals, of course, vary.

Sure it does. If you knew how to sell it. If you know how not to go all ANSWER THE QUESTION on people, being a goat-fucking satan worshipper gets you laid. Just as long as - in lack of an actual personality - you collect enough labels for yourself, you can successfully make people believe there's more to you than a huge misaligned jawbone and scary manthighs. "Did you know I was in modelling once?"

Riiiiight. I'm sure that's why Heather loves me so much. All those labels.

Isn't. it. great. doing. what. other. people. do?

Yes.

I don't think people are inferior or superior to each other. I don't think I'm better than you. People go in a lot of different directions in life. I think you're just sad and you can be less sad if you listen to me and get your head out of your ass. Hopefully, regardless of me or anybody else in this forum, when you're significantly less of a teenager than now, you're going to be fucked right hard by your surroundings enough to reconsider a lot of this crap anyway, but I try now because I'm a gentle, loving person, OAO. I'm here for you. Hang on and we'll make it through the rain, little buddy.

We hairy beasts need to stick together.