Cleaning Crew

[Mr.Hoopla]

The first condoms were made out of sheep intestines.

[JediScum]

Originally Posted by T-Rex

Let's say I've had a cold and I've been blowing my nose and leaving snotty tissues on my night table, I'll pick those up if I know the cleaning crew's coming, and throw them in the garbage myself.

Blowing your nose, rightttttttttt

Originally Posted by T-Rex:558011

Now my girlfriend had to be off the pill because she skipped it for a little while, and I don't even play around. So we had to use condoms, which all guys love. Why wouldn't we? It's like putting your dick in a dead guys ass and then fucking your girlfriend with that dead guy on your dick. Like somehow, if you could wedge the dead guy into your girlfriend, it would be just about as comfortable.

So anyway, I have no girlfriend, I been lying. Otherwise, I wouldn't compare sex with the girl I regularly bang without a condom, to fucking a dead GUY, because I did that, way before I was ever interested in condoms, or girls or love


Y'know, when i was 3

Fixed

[Sethomas]

Originally Posted by JediScum

I just now discovered a tired and ineffective way to try to be funny on the internet.

Amazing.

[MetalMilitia]

Originally Posted by Sethomas

Crap.

FIXED

[T-Rex]

Originally Posted by JediScum

So anyway, I have no girlfriend, I been lying. Otherwise, I wouldn't compare sex with the girl I regularly bang without a condom, to fucking a dead GUY, because I did that, way before I was ever interested in condoms, or girls or love


Y'know, when i was 3

JediScum, I told you this in confidence you ass!

[Dixie]

As a housekeeper who has to clean up such things on a regular basis, it's really not a big deal most of the time (depending on the pay rate to be honest). It's also the reason we cleaning ladies carry rubber gloves.

You'd better tip them well if it happens often. We have ways of vengeance that you'll never find out about.

[T-Rex]

Is it peeing on my toothbrush?

[Dixie]

I'm not sure what Polish cleaners would do, the Polish people I know personally have very strange ideas of what is funny.

I flushed a heroin addict's dope and hid his needles when he smeared his bedroom walls with shit and asked me to clean it. His mom paid me to clean his apartment twice a month, she paid me very well, but not enough to put up with that.