Cleaning Crew

[JediScum]

Originally Posted by T-Rex

Let's say I've had a cold and I've been blowing my nose and leaving snotty tissues on my night table, I'll pick those up if I know the cleaning crew's coming, and throw them in the garbage myself.

Blowing your nose, rightttttttttt

Originally Posted by T-Rex:558011

Now my girlfriend had to be off the pill because she skipped it for a little while, and I don't even play around. So we had to use condoms, which all guys love. Why wouldn't we? It's like putting your dick in a dead guys ass and then fucking your girlfriend with that dead guy on your dick. Like somehow, if you could wedge the dead guy into your girlfriend, it would be just about as comfortable.

So anyway, I have no girlfriend, I been lying. Otherwise, I wouldn't compare sex with the girl I regularly bang without a condom, to fucking a dead GUY, because I did that, way before I was ever interested in condoms, or girls or love


Y'know, when i was 3

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