Cleaning Crew

[Dixie]

As a housekeeper who has to clean up such things on a regular basis, it's really not a big deal most of the time (depending on the pay rate to be honest). It's also the reason we cleaning ladies carry rubber gloves.

You'd better tip them well if it happens often. We have ways of vengeance that you'll never find out about.

[T-Rex]

Is it peeing on my toothbrush?

[Dixie]

I'm not sure what Polish cleaners would do, the Polish people I know personally have very strange ideas of what is funny.

I flushed a heroin addict's dope and hid his needles when he smeared his bedroom walls with shit and asked me to clean it. His mom paid me to clean his apartment twice a month, she paid me very well, but not enough to put up with that.