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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 08:47 PM       
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Originally Posted by Grislygus View Post
LordSappington: "Damnit! DAMMIT!"
DevilWearsPrada: "What is it?"

LordSappington: "Marla dumped me, Nearl!"
DevilWearsPrada: "I thought you were just going to see a movie."

LordSappington: "She couldn't handle it! When I told her about how I have a pretty good chance of getting cancer when I'm older, she said she didn't want to have to deal with that. I'm such a failure."
DevilWearsPrada: "You told her that?"

LordSappington: "Dammit!"
DevilWearsPrada: "You never told that to me, Toby."

LordSappington: "Women are very good at making me feel like a worthless sack of crap."
DevilWearsPrada: "Hey, hey, don't talk like that." (inches closer) "who needs women anyway, huh? I'm sure you'll find someone who likes you for who you are."



LordSappington: "Someone who likes nut cancer."
*facepalm* I didn't just say 'Oh hey, I have cancer', she brought up how bad it must suck having cancer when we saw some poor kid who'd had chemo, and I said 'Yeah, yeah it does' and it went downhill from her.
What a bitch.
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