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Old Sep 17th, 2008, 11:37 PM       
When you say it went well, do you mean you got a hand job?
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Old Sep 17th, 2008, 11:39 PM       
Lay off the HBO, Tadao.
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Old Sep 17th, 2008, 11:42 PM       
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Old Sep 17th, 2008, 11:44 PM       
Gotta give her a break, it was her first date.
And mine too at that.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 06:23 PM       
Tropic Thunder is a bad movie for the popcorn trick. You..did use the popcorn trick right?
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 06:25 PM       
That would have led to the handjob that he didn't get.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 11:54 PM       
Yeah, probably.
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Old Sep 19th, 2008, 04:22 PM       
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Old Sep 20th, 2008, 12:39 AM       
All I have to do is believe, right?!
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Old Sep 20th, 2008, 12:41 AM       
Believe and spike her beverage with roofies.
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 01:34 AM       
'Oh shit here comes Bubba!'
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 12:43 AM       
Well, I just got dumped. Her reasoning was that, when I told her about how I have a pretty good chance of getting cancer when I'm older, she said she didn't want to have to deal with that.
Women are very good at making me feel like a worthless sack of crap.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 12:47 AM       
You must really suck if she was reaching that far for an out.

You'll never find anyone.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 02:09 AM       
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 09:47 AM       
Hahah what a cop out!
Lower your standards dude.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 09:52 AM       
You should've told her that statistically speaking one in three people get cancer so it would be in her best interests to stick around you so you take the fall. That's how statistics work right?
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 11:09 AM       
Find a girl with a cancer fetish.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 01:03 PM       
Here's what happened, I can be wrong on this though. She wanted a kiss and a feel up but instead you gave her a commitment. You can fix this.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 10:56 PM       
Craaaawling iiiin my skiiiiiiin
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 10:59 PM       
Yes, I know touching a girl makes you feel ill, but don't be gay. K?
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 11:01 PM       
HA.

All I read was the part about being dumped for cancer and I had a good laugh.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 12:11 AM       
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Yes, I know touching a girl makes you feel ill, but don't be gay. K?
MAYBE
Also, you get nut cancer, see how much you laugh THEN. My hospital is sponsored by some guy named Gaylord! THAT'S funny.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 12:19 AM       
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 01:30 PM       
LordSappington: "Damnit! DAMMIT!"
DevilWearsPrada: "What is it?"

LordSappington: "Marla dumped me, Nearl!"
DevilWearsPrada: "I thought you were just going to see a movie."

LordSappington: "She couldn't handle it! When I told her about how I have a pretty good chance of getting cancer when I'm older, she said she didn't want to have to deal with that. I'm such a failure."
DevilWearsPrada: "You told her that?"

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DevilWearsPrada: "You never told that to me, Toby."

LordSappington: "Women are very good at making me feel like a worthless sack of crap."
DevilWearsPrada: "Hey, hey, don't talk like that." (inches closer) "who needs women anyway, huh? I'm sure you'll find someone who likes you for who you are."



LordSappington: "Someone who likes nut cancer."
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 01:37 PM       
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