Your weirdest dreams?

[Supafly345]

I just had a vivid dream last night, and I just noticed this thread too!

I was walking out of a convenience store with some faceless friend when he started bragging about how he knew Michael Douglas and Arnold Schwarzenegger, and they are normal friend and whatever, no big deal- but he only said that because standing outside a nearby alley was none other than Michael Douglas and Arnold Schwarzenegger! So we walked all casually up to them and noticed that there was a gated fence in the alley and they were facing a mexican standing on the other side. Arnold was laughing like a jackass, but Michael looked pissed! As I neared I heard the mexican offer to let them inside if they gave him a piece of gum, because that would prove they were american citizens. I never found out what was inside, but I do know that the two hollywood actors didn't care, becuase Mr douglas was screaming at him "THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING, I COULD GET GUM FROM MEXICO!" And Arnold just thought it was funny. So we just walked away together.

As we were walking Michael said he got the guys number and started to call it, then handed it to Arnold, after a thoughtful look he began to laugh again. I asked to listen, and it was some surfer dude pre-recorded voice "Woah dude, thanks for calling, this is my FAST TRACK to getting easy money at home! Just leave your name and number and I hope to be becoming RIGHTEOUS buisiness partners with you soon! BEEP!" So I thought I'd leave a message: "Hey MAN, I totally want to get in on some of that RAD CASH, I'm always up for SERIOUS DOUGH-"

THat is where the dream ended as I woke myself up saying that last sentance really loud in my sleep. I said it so loud in fact that I had to explain why I was talking like 1991 to the people in the next room.