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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 04:26 PM        Hello
My names Phil and I'm a bit of an anorak.

So what the hell goes on here?? :/
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 04:46 PM       
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 04:48 PM       
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 05:02 PM       
Read the rules???

What the hell for?

How can you post anything when told to shut the fcuk up ?

Anyway I'm BRITISH BY BIRTH AND ENGLISH BY THE GRACE OF GOD so rules are not applicable to me.

But as I'm in a good mood I'll go and say hello in the right place as u ask. Just don't get the idea that I'll be doing this in future.












And also don't get the idea that I'm a total b'stard as I'm not. I'm eccentric its a privelege of being from gods own country!
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 05:08 PM       
What a wanker.
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 05:08 PM       
don't bother with the rules. you obviously have us confused for people who will actually like you. cut your losses and stab yourself in the eyes.
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 05:10 PM       
Phil, you sir, are a bloody douchebag.
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 05:12 PM       
Douchebag?

English translation required!
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 05:14 PM       
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Not denying it. Aren't you as well?
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 05:14 PM       
God's own country? Isreal or Ireland?
Also I'd like to add... Dude, the British totally ruined the English Language...
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 05:15 PM       
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don't bother with the rules. you obviously have us confused for people who will actually like you. cut your losses and stab yourself in the eyes.
No thanks

You may grow to like me Mr Sterotype.

Is that like an E type btw?
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 05:47 PM       
I'll be honored to be the first one to tell you this.


You suck.
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I think this guy may be too much for me to handle!
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 05:56 PM       
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God's own country? Isreal or Ireland?
Also I'd like to add... Dude, the British totally ruined the English Language...
No Gods own country is England, (old expression)

Ruined the language? No I think that's down to Americans. I mean come on! Dude, whats the etymological derrivation of that word then?

Israel, no too hot, Ireland, too wet.

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You suck.
Have we met? If we have you'll know that I lick too
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 06:02 PM       
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I think this guy may be too much for me to handle!
Have we met as well???????

I'll toddle off and lose myself in the arms of Morphius. I'll pop by tomorrow.

You may by then have worked out who I really am!

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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 07:02 PM       
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Ruined the language? No I think that's down to Americans. I mean come on! Dude, whats the etymological derrivation of that word then?
Dude is from Old High South West Europe-African doud, which means "fucking loser". This is why he called you dude.

Dude.
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 08:12 PM       
oh I get it! it's another feelevil charachter!
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 09:04 PM       
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 09:10 PM       
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