I want to practise my mocking...

[Tubesock]

Hello!! Geeks and Losers!!

First of all, shut yer navels! All of you! I said one person at a time! Learn to read from a dictionary, instead of animalsex.com! If you violate this order, I will hire the inbreds from Deliverance to violate YOU!

To Perndog: WOW! Congratulations! You're American! YAY! You're also a retard. I asked Stephen Hawking what the combination of these two factors presents, and he gave me this formula:

American + retard = Inbred from Deliverance

Stay in this post. I may need to get you to rape one of the dickheads who can't read. Or play a banjo.

Cap'n Crunch: Yes, that was a terrible comeback. And your cereal sucks too!

Sam: What is this Mad Max bullshit?? Did you just come back from Perndog's house or something??

And CaptainBubba, you don't win cause I know you're not a real captain.