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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
But he isn't Al Roker, you fucking twat.
Why the fuck would you go see Al Roker live? 
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For all the shitty breakfast cereal mascots who don't understand, I'll repeat:
"A guy who
LOOKS like a fat weatherman"
Your reading comprehension skills taste like your cereal.
As for seeing him live, that's none of your goddamn business, isn't it? The day you make your cereal taste good or grow some testicles (My money is on the cereal thing first), is the day you can ask me the probing questions like "Why go see Al Roker live?" or "Why does Cap'n Crunch like to hump Al Roker?". Till then, you can give the Trix Rabbit a reach-around for all I care.
And thank you for asking, Krythor. I was fine until Cap'n Dickhead over there started felching the Lucky Charms Leprechaun with a spoon. How are you?