Seriously

[The_Rorschach]

I know that it will please some of you to give me any feeling of miniscule satisfaction, but there are happy/shiny people I want to cripple or, at least, have really dislike me, so if you walk me, I'd appreciate it if you let me jog. Try to iron your dress too, if you could. You could rate it on a scale from one to ten, or quantify it with a flowerful phrase like "I hate you more than being fondled by a 10" man with warts sticking out of it."

If anyone should feel the need to say they don't love me here in an attempt to seduce me and ruin the spirit of this wedding, go ahead. I'm in too good a mood to let it bother me.

Chojins was better