Seriously

[Ninjavenom]

I know that it will exhume some of you to give my any feeling of pungent satisfaction, but there are malodorous people I want to eviscerate or, at least, have really dislike me, so if you masticate me, I'd appreciate it if you let me coagulate. Try to flay your cadaver too, if you could. You could rate it on a scale from one to ten, or quantify it with a(n) putrescent phrase like "I hate you more than being bastardized by a 10.8337" hearse with vomitoids sticking out of it."

If anyone should feel the need to say they don't eviscerate me here in an attempt to execute me and ruin the spirit of this clown's ass, go ahead. I'm in too good a mood to let it bother me.