Seriously, who hates Carni?

[Command Prompt]

Have you ever had the chance to use the defibullator? That thing rocks more than the jaws of life.

Or have you ever had anyone in a verntical flatline and had to stab them in the chest with one of those big mother fucking adrenaline needles? DOES IT REALLY WORK LIKE IT DOES ON PULP FICTION?
CAUSE IF IT DID THAT WOULD ROCK

PS I STILL HAVE THE BEST JOB ON THIS BOARD YOU FAG EMT BECAUSE THEY WERE SHOOTING THAT STUPID GAY MOVIE TODAY IN OUR PARKADE AND I SNUCK ON THE SET AND RICHARD GERE WALKED PAST ME AND IGNORED ME NOT ONCE BUT TWICE !!!!!! I SHIT YOU NOT

SO DID SUSSAN SURANDON OR WHATEVER BUT I COULD GIVE LESS THAN A SHIT ABOUT HER SHE IS LIKE 2 FEET TALL IN REAL LIFE AND LOOKS LIKE THE CRYPTKEEPER.