FROM THE FOLKS WHO BROUGHT YOU 'DUCK N' COVER'

[Protoclown]

ALL I KNOW IS, I'M GONNA BE TOTALLY SAFE!! IN CASE THE TERRORISTS ATTACK ME WITH FART BOMBS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHILE I AM SLEEPING, I AM GOING TO PUT A PLASTIC WAL-MART BAG ON MY HEAD AND SECURE IT TIGHTLY AROUND MY NECK WITH A RUBBER BAND!! NO BAD AIR IS GONNA GET INTO MY LUNGS, NO SIRREE!!! BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY!!!