Best way to get a girlfriend??

[Phil the anorak]

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

So... what is it? I'm always in the girlfriend market, and if you've got any tips to making myself more relationshiply viable, let me know.

Go to a bar, take out your dick and hold it while crying. Failing that, get some Rohypnol.

Otherwise, just be yourself unless you are like Charles Manson.