Guy opinions needed

[CaptainBubba]

Introduce me to him as your "special" brother, and ask if he can escort me into the males bathroom and make sure I get on target this time with the urinals. His disgust with the proposition of spending said time with me will make the idea of spending time with you extremely favorable, so quickly after suggest that instead you two ditch me and talk.

If you don't decide to do this i will kill him and his family with a shiv.