i-mockery awards?

[mburbank]

Well, blimey! I mean I'm very, very smart, and I think about the things we smart people tend to think about, but cor! I mean, I know I'm an outsider with a tremendously witty comic book refernce user name that I'm quite put out you didn't all immediately make note of and think marvelous, but slag me off a whingey poo fest!

I mean, chips, mate! Lorry! Lift! Wassat you blokes call a rubber then? An 'ee-ray-ser'? Well now. I'm waiting. By now you surely recognize how wonderful I am.

I mean, s'truth, I doubt I'd recognize a bit of the old irony if took off me bowler and shoved me brolly up me arse! Come on! Baxter Building? Baxter building? I'm brilliant right? Bluh-dee-hell I am if I'm not! Drop right into the convo, dun' I? Instant exceptance 'coz I'm brilliant, right? I mean, I'm not just some pretentious little bit of shag dribblings, I mean Baxter building, right, Baxter building? I'll tell you what all, you need to love me right away or I shall be very cross.