I thought you were making fun of Retro Kat and everyone else who thinks it's hilarious to make fake passes at me.
It wasn't fake .
But in all seriousness, I do love Cojin.
__________________
Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?