STFU

[sspadowsky]

So I'm in a training class this week. There are these two guys sitting in front of me, and they're pretty nice guys. But they won't stop talking.

Yesterday, during a break, I'm still at my desk. One of the guys in front of me comments about me staying at my desk, and I say, "yeah, there's this article I really wanted to read." As soon as that sentence comes out of my mouth, the motherfucker proceeds to talk to me, non-stop, for 20 solid minutes.

As I speak, the second guy is talking to me right now. I'm smiling and nodding at all the right moments, because, as I said, they're nice guys, and I just don't have the heart to tell them to LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

Damn it all. Why can't people just shut the fuck up and leave me alone?