Blaine:Twat in Black

[Blackjack]

I'm willing to bet the reason Mr Blaine is pulling his latest stunt outside the US is because if he sat in a glass box in, say, New York, some motherfucker with a sniper rifle would hopefully pick him off quickly and efficiently.

A few questions remain though:

How do we know that Mr Blaine isn't drinking a liquid diet - taking water with sugar or nutrients or whatever?

And how does he go to the toilet up there? Sooner or later some turds are going to be piling up in the corner of his living quarters.

Now, whilst I am tempted to go down to London and eat as much food as is possible within sight of the "magician", I'm much more in favour of making a big banner with a picture of a hamburger on it and hanging it off a nearby building. Mmmm.

But the moral of the story? Given London's massivly expensive property prices, David Blaine could almost certainly sell his small glass box for somewhere in the region of 6 million pounds.