Fucking Mormons.

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My friend's mom was a devout, hardcore Jehovah's witness (I think? one of those wacky Christian-like groups that). While she never went around annoying people and never tried to convert me, she was pretty fucking hardcore in her beliefs. One day I came over to visit my friend and saw a couple of clean cut young men sitting at her kitchen table, looking a little anxious to leave while she was spittin out quotes and prophecies like they were going out of style! My friend told me after that they were Mormons who came to the door - she gladly invited them inside, offered them refreshments... but then she brought out her bible and started lecturing them on the error of their ways and how they were lost sheep. He said she always did this.