Fucking Mormons.

[kahljorn]

One time I was sleeping at a friends house, or getting faded, or some combination of the two, and the doorbell rang, my friend answered.. apparantly it was some mormons or some shit like that. My friend was drunk as fuck, so he decided to have a philisophical conversation with them. I don't know what all was said, but he asked them if they thought his Dog had a soul, and they said no. So he got pissed and asked them if they wanted to see his dog. They got scared, they left.
Now, my friend has a gigantic Chocolate dobermen, and he decided he should get him out and go show him to the Zealots. THey got terrified and threatened to call the cops and shit, hoped in their car and left.