Scotty TOO Hotty givin' advice

[Scott Baio is back]

Professor of Cool-

Of course "Joani" and "Chachi" loved each other, silly, they made a show about it!!! HA HA HA!!!

Cosmo-

I will not dignify such vulgarity.

Papa-

I can teach you, but you'll have to buy my video. cha-CHING! HA HA HA!

Mr. Skull head-

That's perfectly fine in most states.