Damn you Jixby.

[jin]

"I had a dream about joining Johnny Depp's pirate crew and to earn their respect i stole all this loot and because i had such striking attire i pretended to the po-po's that i was a nobleman and they helped me carry the treasure to the black pearl, but then i was discovered out by the head po-po just as i had gotten the treasure on board and had to swash-buckle my way to a ship rope and swing onto the boat as we saile away we all laughed, and the inside of the pirate ship was actually the inside of a rain and all the crew were sitting listening to walkmans and shit and they didnt like me because of my fancy flambouyant red coat and hat but then they saw my loot and were all like "RESPECT" and Johnny Depp nodded at me and then winked and we sailed into the sunset and i woke up with a good feeling that i was accepted by Captain Jack Sparrow."