Guys and Lesbians

[James]

I think the real question is, why are girls turned on by two guys kissing?

Women are beautiful and sensual beings. Seeing two of them engaged in intimacy is almost art. They're in tune with their natural sense of sexuality and love. And they make it look good.

But two guys? Two big, clunky, skeezy penis-bearers rubbing their sandpapery stubble against one another in an embrace? It's a mess. There's nothing beautiful about it.

And for the record, I hate lesbians. Bisexuals are OK. There's nothing sexy about a girl who you know you have zero chance of fucking (and don't give me that Chasing Amy shit). At least with a bisexual girl, the option's still there, no matter how little it is.