I'm double majoring in English and journalism which is a real pain in the ass
College sucks. I should drop out of school and move to a major metropolitan area to pursue work as a crack addict.
__________________ Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
- Outerspacekid