WTF?

[ScruU2wice]

AnUnknownTipster: S- Scrupilous
c- crucial
r- ridiculous
u- undergarments
U2- Bono
w- welcomed
i- vanilla ice
c- coo coo acoo
e- eggs
ScruU2wice: nice!
ScruU2wice: i couldnt figure on out for C
AnUnknownTipster: WHICH ONE
AnUnknownTipster: lol
ScruU2wice: haha
AnUnknownTipster: hey its Les Faste
ScruU2wice: hey
AnUnknownTipster: W-W-W-Waste
AnUnknownTipster: WWW.myhouse.org
ScruU2wice: way to spam
ScruU2wice: lol
AnUnknownTipster: Spam to way
AnUnknownTipster: shutup you call it a crib
AnUnknownTipster: IM Les Waste and tell him i took his idenity and challange him
ScruU2wice: okay dokay
AnUnknownTipster: hurry
AnUnknownTipster: SN: Les Waste
ScruU2wice: i tried iming him once he wouldnt talk to me
AnUnknownTipster: WELL
AnUnknownTipster: COMEON
ScruU2wice: im talkin, im talkin
AnUnknownTipster: tell him about the challange
AnUnknownTipster: and the brunch at the breakfast nook afterwards
AnUnknownTipster: COMEON
AnUnknownTipster: QUIT SEXING HIM UP, HE WONT HAVE THE WILL TO CHALLANGE
ScruU2wice: i told him
AnUnknownTipster: tell him to IM me PRONTO, and the challange will begin
ScruU2wice: off course it wouldnt make total sense to im him yourself
AnUnknownTipster: that would be shellfish
AnUnknownTipster: Selfish
AnUnknownTipster: Mellon Lellon Po Pellon
ScruU2wice: the message has been sent
ScruU2wice: your deed has been done
ScruU2wice: now for my bounty
AnUnknownTipster: MY BOUNTY LIES OVER THE OCEAN
AnUnknownTipster: MY POGO CAPNCRUNCH IS ME
ScruU2wice: so im pawn in your overall sinister plan
AnUnknownTipster: POGO YOUR NUTS
AnUnknownTipster: POG-HO
ScruU2wice: pogo is not my fetish
AnUnknownTipster: sodomy is correct
ScruU2wice: how so
AnUnknownTipster: WHAT IT SUKAH
ScruU2wice: sukah, eh... is that ona them jap-a-nese cars
ScruU2wice: why speek you not
AnUnknownTipster: im talking to 10 other jixby wannabees
AnUnknownTipster: settledownNOW
ScruU2wice: am i number 10
ScruU2wice: well
ScruU2wice: y am i not loved :-(
AnUnknownTipster: becaus elover is for lovers not for quitters
ScruU2wice: bah
ScruU2wice: if i wasn't such a quitter id think of a witty response to that
ScruU2wice: got one
ScruU2wice: oh no nevermind
AnUnknownTipster: BY BYE PRISSY PANTS
AnUnknownTipster signed off at 9:53:30 PM.