Attention current and former residents of Chicago

[McClain]

Haha! Boibank unz bittah!

Chicago kicks muchas assias! Fuck the naysayers with a studded nub, Tommy boy! MOVE THERE! Kick it at Wrigley. The bars are awesome in the city. July 4th is madness. Oprah is even fatter in real life. The women aren't so superficial (but still have grande chichi's). Appreciate the four full seasons. It's the midwest life big-city style. Does it get any better? THINK NOT!

~edit: Jesus Christ Spooky. WTF? He asked for an opinion, not a crappy story about three freaks let loose in the city. THIS IS THE STORY OF ME, BLUEBERRY SHORTCAKE AND TAUL BUNYUN BEING CONFUSED WITH DESTITUTES IN CHICAGO. WHY DO PEOPLE DISCRIMINATE AGAINST US JUST BECAUSE WE LOOK DIFFERENT? IT SUCKED THERE BECAUSE WE ARE SHITTY PEOPLE WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN VANDALIZE BURGER KING AND TAKE FREE RIDES TO THE TOP OF BUILDINGS. YARF.