Why does everyone think im weird?

[glowbelly]

strange is when a good friend of yours "stops over" (he lives 2 hours away) and asks if he can take a shower. strange is when you say yes because he used to be your roommate and he used to shower there all the time. strange is when he comes out of the bathroom stark naked and you ask him what the hell he is doing. strange is when he proceeds to tell you that he is naked because it's like we're married anyways. strange is when he goes back in the bathroom to put his clothes back on, comes out, goes to the fridge, grabs a beer and tells you that he has serial killers in his head that tell him what to do AND that he knows all of the secrets of the internet, even though he can't make his own webpage, and it's his job to keep them from everyone. strange is having this same man show up at your house 2 weeks later, in a stolen vehicle, offering you his schizophrenic medication. strange is having to call psychiatric services to come pick him up off of your front porch.

you just scratched a friggin tic-tac-toe board into your arm. big deal. i carved my left leg up with a pair of scissors and had to get 15 staples in it because i was an emotional mess crying for help. that's not even strange.

get over yourself.