How not to offend women / seem old fashioned

[James]

Attempting to make a female friend into a girlfriend will result in you never talking to one another ever again. She will never see you like that, and can not handle being your friend knowing you want to date her.

Being old-fashioned will get to blacklisted as well. Girls only like it when you comment on their body in a sexual manner. They need to feel desired and wanted for the physical appearance they put so much work into, yet feel terribly insecure over. Trying to be nice by respecting them and doing things like paying for their movie ticket makes them feel like you consider them to be like your mom.

Find a girl you hardly know, and say you just had to talk to the girl who bore the killer rack. Invite her to meet you at a movie (implying she pays for her own shit, and meets you in the theatre), and make out with her after the opening credits start. Whisper in her ear that you need to feel her tits, and then spit in her mouth and go for the grab.

Before you know it, you'll be having babies and getting married, in that order.