Good old school WITCH HUNT!

[waterwitch]

I could debate that Paganism has been around for eons, but I honestly can't be fucked. Involves too much effort for me on a Saturday night. And the word I was actually after was occult, not mystical. Same shit, different stick.

And Satanists blows fucking goats in my opinion. You fuckers walk around with that "holier than thou" look on your faces, and trust me, I've met a few of you. You're all the same. I admit, some of your rules are pretty damn accurate, and your sins are spot on, but the people you attract into the religion? Totally fucking nuts.

And I didn't say I was Wiccan or Pagan, I said I'd studied it. Large difference there. Also, I was only using Wicca and Paganism as examples. Shamanism's another example, and they've been around for a tad bit longer than Paganism or Wicca, you snobby jewish prick.