According to "Native American" astrology I'm a beaver. Don't you just love they don't specify the tribe or even the fucking region?
Native American astrology
http://www2.itexas.net/~sparrow/nastrology.htm
And in African astrology (no mention of specifics here either), I'm "services to the neighborhood."
http://www.axiconworld.com/products/...an/african.htm
Hmm...according to this, I'm "the Flint" in Aztec astrology. Apparently it is a little more complicated than I had thought.
http://www.axiconworld.com/products/ap/aztec/aztec.htm
I'm also Horus in Egyptian astrology.
http://www.axiconworld.com/products/...n/egyptian.htm
And finally, I'm Vrishaba in Indian Astrology.
http://www.axiconworld.com/products/ap/india/india.htm