Where the fuck did all these fuckers come from???

[Lenor]

I'm confused by some of these people on here, where in the fuck sakes did they come from? Since when did imock become so comercialized? IT sold out

And now Im sad

[James]

[Jebus]

[I am Mexican Jewish]

Psst, FARK.com is the answer!

[Carnivore]

I still hate you, Lenor

[Matt Harty]

I spawned from the floors of your gym locker room.

[Darryl]

Carni's on-the-job body count: 10
Last kill: Two-month old girl, probably suffocated by drug-addict mother (2/16/03)

OMG CARNY SHE MUST BE AS TENDER AS VEAL.
DID YOU THROW HER ON THE GRILL?

[Carnivore]

No. She wasn't fresh

[Helm]

The only thing that sold out around here was Lenor Abuse Licenses. Second printing coming in soon, just stick around a while and see.

[FS]

Those'll be worth the wait. They got these neat little holograms of Carni choking Lenor on them, and when you wiggle the card, it's like he's shaking her.

[Helm]

I'm so tempted to make something like that in Flash. Too bad i know jack all about the program.

But thanks for the mental image, Fatsatan.

[Professor Poddar]

I suppose I qualify as a new fucker. Some people are simply searching for enemies! Now, as Carnivore will tell you, I am the nicest person you could ever hope to meet; that said, if I or any other new person has rangled someone's feathers by being here, tough tits.
Carnivore, you would enjoy a much higher save-lose ratio on the job if you concentrated on driving your ambulance and not engaging in road-war with mini-van drivers. I was foolish enough to tell Aba about the incident, and she forbid me from using the minivan for three weeks.
Blasted winter weather- I was going to hang around Video Island or the library, but I'm stuck here. I guess I'll go bake an apple pie.

[GnrySgtHartman]

I like prof. Pod already, kickassness confirmed . And my opinion is REALLY important to you.

[James]

Oh thank God! Because your opinion is REALLY important to us.

[AChimp]

I'm still in favour of a veterans-only forum.

[Carnivore]

Well, let me tell you that Prof. Poddar is based on sombody Apportioner, Sick Boy, and I were friends with in highschool. The stories we could tell you about that one.... I know it's not the actual person, however, because I'm sure he'd spell his parents' names correctly... if he ever refered to them by their first names

As for me choking Lenor, all I can say is

I totally need to catch up in my forum reading, but I have to shoot off to work yet again for this f'in' blizzard. Sucktitude

[Professor Poddar]

For fuck's safe, Malevolent Carnivore!

You have no business accusing me of not being myself, and then ducking out to Lowell. How dare you attend to insignificant matters like work when there's so much discussion to be done?
I am INDEED a Mr. R. Poddar, Professor of Life- Ph.D, thank you.
That I can't (always) spell my parents' names is due to the fact that their names don't have set spellings! The Marrahgat language is their native one- spelling is variable. Aba IS Aba to me, thus, as Bimmel is Bimmel. It's my perogative to make things up as I go along. You have this set image of me, but I fucking morph. The R. Poddar of old has been cast to the pyre- I am reborn, and command your respect!

Thus has the Prophet of the Headwaters of the Seven Lower Tributaries of The Ganges spoken-- and thus shall his words burn in your mind's eye, searing your falsity with their truthful nature.

[DiRt GuY]

After all these years, LenoR still sucks.

[Lenor]

and dirt guy still likes to get it up the ass..

Carni, get over it allready.. its long gone and never comeing back, and I meen your humor by that. I have to get to class, to actually learn something. Maybe when Im rich I'll take over the company you work for.. would'nt that be interesting.

[DiRt GuY]

Ouch. That. Really. Hurt.

So is that how it goes these days, after your last tab wore off and you decided to 'get on' with your life you enrolled in some bottom-of-the-barrel community college and magically you're brilliant.

Wow, if only your mother could see this.

[Lenor]

Leave my mother out of this..

College is college.. Hell you would probally pay to still be in middle school, trying to get all the 12 year old girls pregneant, I really wonder how any of your friends can put up with you? Ohh thats right, You dont have any friends, because you've tried to have sex with all of them. Except maybe althium, but didnt you stand her up?

[James]

You're one to talk about standing people up, if memory serves me correctly.

[AChimp]

Why don't the colleges nowadays teach some fucking spelling?

[Kunio]

I lurked this and the old forum before doing so. Before I even know about Fark.com, the birthplace of flamewars.

[Carnivore]

OMG Lenor is getting hostile!

If you ever get rich you'll be like the female version of Forrest Gump. It will be through luck and unusual circumstances. Run, Amber, run!

I'm not sure college is for you. I can't imagine you doing anything that requires thinking. I could never see you doing a job that doesn't require repetitive button pushing... or hip thrusting.

My sense of humor is very much intact. You just don't like being the target of my ridicule. I cry for you

You're going to take over the company for which I work? I don't plan on working there for long. It's a step on the path to the MD I'm looking for, not a career for life. EMS stands for earn money slowly. It's no way to make a living.