CODE NAME: Fuck Viper
PRIMARY SPECIALITY: Decoy Specialist.
SECONDARY SPECIALITY: Torture/Pain Management
Cobra's attempts to disrupt order and government are a wide spectrum from tax evasion, laundering funds, general chaos, and even trolling message boards. Deciding the best way to cause widespread confusion is to completely fuck with everybody, even to the point of absolute pettiness. While most Vipers have their own specialities and the downfalls to them, Fuck Vipers are remarkable for being completely unlikable and downright smelly.
"Fuck Vipers have one rule: no face to face contact. Usually the five of them are shut in a closet the size of a meat locker with five computers with their caps lock key glued down. At first, Fuck Vipers are the damned until they go plum insane and start bitching about weird ass shit. They're Cobra's really cheap way to fuck with people's minds: it costs five dollars for a lifetime supply of ho-hos and cola and these sad fucks are set for life. Just one word of advice: don't open the door. For fuck's sake, you don't know what a 600 pound fucker who hasn't gotten up in five months for a shit or a bath smells like!"
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