toys that sucked

[strangelysublime]

there were two toys that sucked ass when i was a kid. stretch armstrong because as soon as you got it, it would somehow get a hole in it and then ooze this breast implant material or something. a grain of sand would ruin a stretch armstrong doll. but every time i would break one i would play with that oozing stuff because you just had to touch it to see what it was like and how it made stretch armstrong stretch. then i would always cry and ask my mom for a new one, and sooner or later she would always give in thinking i wouldn't break another one. then there was the lite-brite. me and my brother would make all kinds of sick stuff on that. it was like an etch-a-sketch only easier to write stuff on.