Bush becomes a poet.

[mburbank]

See, I just can't accept that she wants the American public to know that's how he thinks of her, even if it's some sort of bizarre, jes' kiddin' Republican pillowtalk.

I mean, hell, the wife and I have some jokes between us that are less than complimentary, but we don't share them with the world press. I guess 'better half' don't mean much when the first half is W, at least in the smarts department.