I like Lenor

[Professor Poddar]

Apologies to all good Southerners- I merely wanted to put that primitive in his place-- he is one "person" who does indeed conform to all negative notions about Southerners.
I didn't know that Hello-Kitty overalls existed, but you did. Where did you buy yours?
Hey, I don't mind the cold. We got over two feet of snow overnight, and yet... after shoveling my driveway, it's business as fucking usual. What a MAJOR fucking obstacle to life, hmm? Better a couple months of cold than the alternative. And anyway, are you really resorting to bragging about the hot weather? I'll stoop to your level just this once, Jethro: I'm originally from India, and it gets much fucking hotter there than in your beloved Texas. Plus we don't drag black people to their deaths behind pickup trucks. So there.
What is this fixation with gays? Anyone with an IQ above that of a Cro-Mag will tell you precisely WHAT it means. You feel threatened by gays. Why? Not physically threatened, I'll wager-- you'd just get 86 of your closest cousins to "kick a queer's ass"-- but because they mirror some facet of your being. Accept it, tough guy-- drop the macho act. To state things in terms a Texan might grasp, Ride The Bull. I'm sure the guys from "Deliverance" would be up for it.

The bottom line, my thrice-inbred friend: don't bother trying to make this a "war of wits"; you're genetically and culturally programmed to lose all such conflicts. It's about being right or wrong. I'm right, you're wrong. Nothing more is to be said on the matter. Go lasso a calf. Fuck off.