GADZOOKS VS. Esuohlim (Battle of the Characters)

[Tubesock]

I'm sure you like all those faggoty shows, Professor Cool (Cause let's admit it, Full House is SUPER COOL, [though not as COOL as you]), but as far as I'm concerned Michelle can rape that horse from both ends.

As for why I don't go out this board, I prefer hanging out with COOL people like you! Hahahahaha, you're COOL cause you're Professor Cool! Obviously with a nickname like that, you must be COOL!

How are you going to retaliate, Professor COOL? Stick your thumb up your butt and go, "AAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!"


P.S. You don't have to keep highlighting words. I can read your retarded point of view just fine without any emphasis.