Why?

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Dear Board (or should I say "Bored" LOL) Member:

We here at I-Mockery appreciate the concerns you have brought to light in your recent posting on the "Questions and Suggestions" board. I just wanted to say that I personally reviewed your request and I think you are spot on, young man. Spot on indeed.

I have discussed this at length with Mockery (he's the "head honcho" if you didn't know LOL) and he too has agreed that implementing these changes would be a downright spiffy idea! I just wanted to thank you for your input, Mr. Phillips. After all, you guys are the ones that make all this craziness possible in the first place. My hat's off to YOU, sir! To YOU!

Sincerely,

The I-Mockery Staff

P.S. We have also all agreed to delete JimboJames from the boards for being an annoying, witless fuck.

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