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Rez: Actually, NO response would've been better, which you seem to be incapable of doing. You're just another jabbering fucktard who doesn't know shit.

Retro Kat: (Sigh) You're about as original as a fucking TV sitcom and twice as moronic. But okay I'll play...

So Retro Kat waited in his pink flowery dress as scent of perfume masked the smell of his shit stained underwear. He knew tonight would be the night that Rez would make him the Bitch he always dreamed of being.
As Rez entered the room Retro couldn't contain himself and shot his load right then and there, ruining his Transformer pillows. Rez unzipped his pants producing his one inch hairless and Retro began to suck on it as he would a tic tac. As Rez exploded into Retro's mouth, causing him to choke on his salty dick shot, but still lapping it up with delight.
Rez then bent Retro over licking his asshole until it was completely clean, and then proceeded to buttfuck Retro until they were both exhausted.
"I love you Rez!" Retro said.
"I love you too Retro!" Rez replied back.

They then opened up a book store together and lived happily ever until they both died of colon cancer.

THE END

Checkmate fucktard.

Toodles Fucktards! See you in a few months!

(And hopefully you'll be more challenging next time)