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[Professor Poddar]

Victory, dear chappy, was confirmed well prior to this post- at the start of the thread or in the womb, depending on your perspective.
But if it makes you feel any better to believe yourself a spirited competitor, then by all means continue.
Am I to be impressed by a list of Indian names? Hmm... I think I'll start on a list of my own... Jim, Fred, Rick, David... nahh, stupid idea. You seem to be in denial- by shitting on various minority groups, you've overlooked the existence of fucking white trash. Recent arrivals to this country at least have the excuse of starting off in a wholly unfamiliar culture, but your kinfolk have no fucking excuse, having been there for ages. That alone deflates your previous challenge.
First off, not being- like, say, a Texan- possessed of limited mental faculties, I'm an atheist. That said, it's pretty foolish to place Hinduism in the same light as Christianity; the former at least has the benefit of being colorful and interesting. The latter simply would have you believe that a dead man rose for you. Great.
No one would deny that Christians are Premiere League fuckheads in the game of religion- devout Muslims, for example, however misguided they may be, at least actually believe in their religion. You and your Southern Baptist buddies are hypocrites and cowards.
Don't place my family on a level with yours- I come from an upper middle class family- one, I might add, that lives in the nation's 'brain', shall we say (i.e. metro Boston), and not in its arse (fill in the fucking blank). 24 states? Are you a fucking vagrant, or can mama and daddy simply not find steady work picking fruit?