NYC last year

[mburbank]

Man oh man, I am one fat SOB. If I am half as fat in real life as I am in those pictures I have things orbitting me. Thank God for that massive spade at the door to the KGB or I'd be the hugest thing in this thread. No wonder the wife has been telling me I'm so fat. It's becuase I AM!!! GOOD SWEET JESUS, WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU SAY "MY GOD, MAX I NEVER IMAGINED YOU'D BE SO GARGANTUAN, AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY!"

I've got realy high cholesterol, too. Get to know me now before my first massive coronary and or stroke. Carnie, if you ever pick me up in your ambulance, I want you to shove "Liitle Debbie" brand "Nutty Bars" under my oxygen mask.


Oh, well, the camera adds ten pounds. I think I'll start smoking.