Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[the_dudefather]

oh god i saw it and it sucks.

spoliers
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its great when you can predict the outcome of the movie by looking at the fucking poster. i took one look and said "she survives" after the movie, who survived, why the 'brown haired girl with high morals/ shy personality' of course.

is hollywood taking the piss?

virtualy EVERY horror movie survivor is the 'brown haired girl with high morals/ shy personality'.

if you ever find yourself in a horror movie, grab a bottle of brown hair dye and start telling everyone how bad alcohol is for your health. you will be indestructable.

anyways...

i missed the creepy old dead/alive grandpa from the original. and the lamps made out of the skin from someones head.

also, the director thought that the main characters boobs were not big enough so they had a lot of scenes with water.

ugggghhh.. rant over

p.s: anyone else like the XTREME lighting effects in the forest