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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 06:56 PM       
Bubba stole my line. Let's see...


Next time you're attempting intercourse, you could forcefully hug her face to your chest, violently shake it and shout at the top of your lungs "I CARE FOR YOU! I CARE FOR YOU! I AM NEVER LETTING YOU GO, YOU HEAR!? NEVER!"

I'm sure all doubts she might currently have about your feelings towards her will go away, trailing into nothingness along with her faithful, drawn out axhalation. Arms dangling lifeless against your bare skin, then a sudden stillness ...to be smothered in love
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