The How Do You Act When You're Drunk Thread

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I had this one friend that had so many wacky drunk phases it was great.

we had

the tell all drunk- He would talk tell us about anything. one time he told a whole group of people how he let his do lick peanut butter off his girlfriend's pussy. Another nite he tried to show us a sex video he had made with her.

angry violent drunk- he would try to fight anyone. He would just walk up to his friends and start seriously fighting them.

ugly girl fucking drunk - he just cant say no. I remeber he told me before that his specificaly did not want to have sex with this fat black chick again. but then when he got drunk he said yes to her. at least I got him outta there before it happened again.

the depressed drunk - he would start to feel sorry for himself. This was really quite the bummer


He had to be the most stereotypical drunk around. and it wasnt often he would drink and not get drunk. He is so easily influenced and unpredictable it was pretty funny for a while we even convinced him to go to the sorority house and start talking to the girls and pretend he was a frat boy and then toilet paper their house.

Hopefully he can get help for his problem, cause as funny as it was for a while it started to get really fucking dangerous.