Alas, you are incorrect in your presumption that I am full of shit. A closer read will soon reveal that it was, in fact, the aforementioned male figure's backpack which was full of shit, and not myself, as previously stated.
Honestly, I did not think the great minds at I-Mockery would have such trouble grasping my baby shit story. It is a bit disheartening knowing that, yet again, I am pitted against intellectual un-equals. But such is the story of life.
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