Nice little read

[mburbank]

Naldo; If you really work on yourself and stop being so prideful and sure that you understand God's mystery than maybe we will see each other in Heaven. For about a minute and a half, during which you'll keep bellowing about how this can't be heaven what with all the Christ haters running around like they own the place and Jerrry falwell nowhere to be found. You'll catch up with him at some point, though, as you wander the foggy slopes of limbo getting more and more cranky and wondering allowed just where the gated community in the sky you always dreamed of really is.

I'm not even going to comment on the rest...

No, wait, I am. You don't comment on the rest because it makes your dogmatic little brain actually work. But think about this. Civillians will certainly die in our war. And according to your lights, as if being blasted to smithereens wasn't enough, they'll go straight to hell. Thanks, God! That'll show 'em!