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[CaptainBubba]

I FUCKING HATE GROSS TEENAGE KISSING, IN FACT IM GOING TO WRITE ABOUT IT:

ATTENTION TEENAGERS: THERE IS NO NEED TO PARTAKE IN GROSS TEENAGE KISSING UNLESS YOU ARE ILLEGALLY STARRING IN A SOFTCORE PORN MOVIE. WHICH YOU MOST CERTAINLY AREN'T AT MY SCHOOL'S BUS STOP. THUS I KINDLY REQUEST FOR ALL FUTURE EVENTS THAT YOU REFRAIN FROM KISSING IN SUCH A MANNER THAT WOULD MAKE ME WISH TO PUKE. YOUR TONGUES WILL REMAIN INVISIBLE FROM A DISTANCE OF 30FT. AND YOU WILL TAKE LESS THAN 30 SEC. TO ACTUALLY INITIATE THE KISS. YOUR HEADS WILL MOVE ONLY SLIGHTLY, NOT WAVING BACK AND FORTH AS IF YOU WERE IN A CHEESY ROMANCE NOVEL. AFTERWARD THE ACT IS COMPLETED YOU WILL SKIP AND THE GIRLS HEAD WITH NOT REST ON HIS SHOULDER AND YOU WILL NOT WALK HAND IN HAND. I REPEAT: YOU WILL SKIP.

THANKS IN ADVANCE.